Child!EdwardxReaderxAlphonse

~ At the age of... very young?~

"Why don't you guys ever wanna marry me?!" You asked in frustration. The Elric brothers were going on about how they got rejected by Winry again and it was getting annoying. You've had about enough of it.

Alphonse smiled at you. "It's okay, ________, Winry said no to me already, so if you'd like , I'll marry you!"

You beamed. "Really?"

You and the Elric brothers were walking home from school together. It was a long walk and it was nice to have friends with you. It was also a beautiful day, nice weather, cloudless skies, and just the right breeze to make the scene feel just perfect.

As a child, these kinds of times were fascinating to you. You loved them.

"Now that you mention it," Edward said. He was walking with his hands behind his head as a pillow like style, not really paying attention. Probably thinking about improving him alchemy skills like always, you thought. "Winry is always rejecting me too..." He grabbed hold of your arm, pulling you closer to him. "So I want to marry ________!"

"Huh?" You blinked at the sudden change in the Elric's attitude.

"That's no fair, brother, I said I'd marry her first!" Alphonse grabbed hold of your free arm, pulling you towards him. You yelped a little at his sudden change as well.

"Yeah, well I was born first! Which mean's I get to marry her!" Edward said, a smile of triumph on his face as he pulled you back towards him.

Alphonse frowned. "That's no fair! Brother!" The two started arguing and you felt somewhat bad now. You felt that you were the reason for their arguments.

"D-don't I get a say in this?" You practically whispered between the two, half hoping that you weren't heard.

But you were.

The two stopped their arguing and looked down at the (h/c) headed girl between them.

"Alright than," Edward said, letting go of your arm and placing them on his waist. "You chose. Who do you want to marry?"

You blinked. Who did you want to marry? You loved them both very much, it was such a tough choice!

"Can I marry you both?"

"Sorry, _______," Alphonse smiled, "You can only choose one."

"Come on, woman!" Edward groaned impatiently. "You finally get to marry one of us like you wanted to now choose!"

"I- I..." You didn't know who to chose. Alphonse was sweet and nice but Edward was fun and cool. You didn't know who to choose!

You thought about it and you blinked when you realized the answer. You felt like a little dummy for not thinking it sooner.

You turned to face the two with a big grin on your face. "I don't choose either of you!"

Edward groaned. "What!? Getting rejected again?" He smacked his forehead with his palm as though your choice with all of his fault.

Alphonse just chuckled lightly. "I thought you wanted us to marry you, _______."

"Yep!" You said as you turned back around to continue your trek home with the brothers. "But I love you both too much to chose between you too! Sorry!"